Tag Archives: Revenge
Day 49: Death to the Empire!
I’ve been getting a bit manneristic lately. I wake up at the same time, brush my teeth at the same time, do my hair, murder some unwitting sap… needless to say, it’s getting a bit old. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love torture and homicide as much as the next maniacal Dark Elf, […]
Day 48, Payback: Great House Telvanni
Today’s target is the last of the Great Houses of Morrowind, House Telvanni. As it so happens, I am the Archmagister of House Telvanni, meaning I basically rule over it with an alternatively burning and freezing fist. However, the peasants don’t give me the respect I deserve. In fact, I may go so far as […]
Day 47, Payback: Great House Hlaalu
Today’s target is the fatcat armada, Great House Hlaalu. However, as I said before, killing dignities is probably bad for my future health and safety, plus these ones actually have the Empire backing them. A further problem is that although I’m titling every chapter “Payback”, I haven’t actually gained wealth at someone else’s loss – […]
Day 46, Payback: Great House Redoran
In the last exciting chapter of 928 Angry Dunmer – Rene’s Rebellion, our awesome hero brought heroic heroism to the villainous Ashlanders. Their villainy, to speak of it, was the crime of… Christ, I don’t even know exactly what it was. It wasn’t sloth, because they said they had the motivation to help me, but not the […]
Day 45, Payback: The Ashlanders
The Ashlanders, one of the few groups that you could say has my back. However, they abandoned me and left me to fight Dagoth Ur alone. Unacceptable. So now, I’m gonna visit all four ashlander camps and see what that’s all about. It’s time to pay the piper. One might argue that this is an […]
Day 44, Payback: Nels Llendo
Today’s target is a bandit with a silver tongue. He once wandered the roads near Pelagiad, awaiting unsuspecting travelers, and robbed them of their hard-earned drakes. Now, though, he is celebrating his misearnings in the Halfway Tavern, unaware of the fate that belies him. The poor, miserable fool. First, I get together all the required […]
Day 43, Payback: Pamphlet Guy
The target of today’s justice is a Redguard too feeble to be worth naming. Not that he doesn’t have a name, you understand, I just don’t remember it. What I do remember is his sin – he forced an item into my inventory! A piece of paper that weighed 0.01 points! The fiend. That paper is in […]
Day 42, Payback: Miun-Gei
This is Miun-Gei, an unassuming lizard who runs an enchanting store in Vivec. Unknown to most, he is also a frequent customer of the Dark Brotherhood. More relevantly, he’s the faggot that forced me to meet Crassius Curio. Apparently some annoying fool was selling wares outside his store, scaring off all the customers. After a […]
Day 40: A Dish Best Served Cold
The rock beneath me is chilly and pleasant to my heated body. There is a dull pain in my back, presumably from the claw of Dagoth Ur. My head is pounding as if I had been binge drinking till 4 A.M. on a Morndas. Combining this evidence with all the medical knowledge I possess leads […]
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